Definitely had a dream last night where Chuck Norris was torturing me and was going to end up killing me.  I escaped by becoming invisible, because that's clearly the only way you can escape Chuck Norris.

In addition, we're learning how to say "I like" in Spanish.  (Me gusta for the untutored.)  One student came up to me and said: "Me gusta boobies ( Read more... )

I've been buried in work, certification programs, graduate school research and work.  My 14-hour days have thankfully been reduced to 12-hour days for now, but I'm still getting the miserable pay rate of a permanent sub until my certification goes through.  Good times.  Also, I'm covered in cold germs, thanks to my lovely little idiots.  (I kid.  I ( Read more... )

I am avoiding making some fairly large decisions right now, and when I do that, I get super-productive at everything else.  And, today, that means writing lots of confusing ficlets, watching Scrubs - that show is my happy place, and I need my happy place right now - hopefully going for a nice run, and posting loads of ridiculous links.  Enjoy!

Giant ( Read more... )

Seriously, their parodies are too good.

All right, so this is the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I wanted to put it out there.  In case anyone else got the funnies from it, too.

The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time
#8:

Sky Dive Batman
Batman is well noted for his lack of super-powers. Where others can travel through time, fire lasers from their eyes or be an ( Read more... )